The pet stores closing

Anyways we bought two siamese fighting fish for 6 dollars
Gunther and Coco were half price
but they didn't fight, total rip off

the other night one did jump onto the counter though
and my roommate blamed me
as if i had dumped it out of the water and left it on the counter?
i was pretty drunk when we discovered it but i think his exact words were
"YOU FRIED IT!"

I did not fry it alex. i mean come on!